Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Does porn determine your wants in life?

Does the type of porn you watch define you as a person and show what you want in a relationship? The answer is yes.
Porn is awesome. We all watch it. And those who say they don't, lie. But do the videos define you and what you want romantically? I have done some extensive research (hours of porn) and have conducted a study (asked my fellow porn obsessed friends) to solve this mystery. So here you go, a list of the porn you watch = what you want in a relationship.
1. Gay porn. 

I think tho means you want to fuck men.

2. Everyday heterosexual porn.

You want a normal, stable relationship. No dramas. Just you and your partner. Living a boring but stable life.

3. Anal porn.

This means you want a relationship that's exciting and different. But still a relationship nonetheless.

4. BDSM 

You are kinky as fuck. You want someone to dominate you/or be dominated in a relationship. It can mean you want someone else to control your life for a change. Or you want to control someone else's. It can also mean you like being tied up.

5. Gangbangs.

You really want a group sexual experience. Whether with multiple people at the same time, or to just date a few people at the same time. You are a bit of a hoe.

6. Lesbian porn.

If you're a girl, then you want to fuck girls. If you're a guy, this means you want a gentle and calm relationship. You want romance and butterflies. You sound like a bit of a pansy.

7. Interracial porn. 

This means you secretly want to date a black girl/Latino girl. If you are a skinny white dude, this proves a challenge. So you wank to them instead. It's probably their butts.

8. Hentai Porn.

This means you love Anime. And in cartoons possibilities are endless. The little school girl/demon tentacle monster are really hard to come by in realistic porn. You don't even know what you want in life. But you do want to know if Yoshi will please brother. And she.

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