I've had a very productive and crazy week. And I've learned some things along the way. So without further ado, here are the highlights.
1. If you start your night by watching twilight and eating chocolate, you will eventually end up doing coke in a stranger's apartment. That's just how it is.
2. Betting on horses at the races is incredibly confusing, and it doesn't matter how promising the name of the horsey is. You will lose!
3. If a guy who is taken is suddenly nice to you, and tells you about his life, he is lining up something after his break up. Beware!
4. Fake boobs look and feel amazing. I am still impressed.
5. If a guy uses a funny line, or a cute joke, and that makes you feel special, it's a trap! He has used it on others before you. Therefore deeming it safe.
6. Sometimes it's ok to feel feelings. I know, who would have thought?