So the other day a customer came up to me and asked me out. He was nice enough so I wanted to let him down easy.
So I told him I wasn't interested because I was a lesbian.
His reaction was extraordinary.
"OMG!!" He said. "I am so sorry, gosh, I don't know how I didn't notice it, it's so obvious!"
Should I be proud or should I stop wearing flanno and no make up to work?