Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Lesbian Time

So the other day a customer came up to me and asked me out. He was nice enough so I wanted to let him down easy. 

So I told him I wasn't interested because I was a lesbian. 
His reaction was extraordinary. 
"OMG!!" He said. "I am so sorry, gosh, I don't know how I didn't notice it, it's so obvious!" 

Wait, what? 

Should I be proud or should I stop wearing flanno and no make up to work? 

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